toastpotent:

tilthat:
TIL that in January 1896 the first ever speeding ticket was given out. The driver,Walter Arnold, was going 8mph when the law only permitted cars to go at 2mph
via reddit.com
walter off the shits

29,552 notes • January 06 2019, 01:05 PM • VIA • SOURCE

victorsatoru:

Grandma… It’s me, Anastasia!

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cozi:

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

336,507 notes • January 06 2019, 06:32 AM • VIA • SOURCE

bigtuna108:

jumpingjacktrash:
laughingsquid:
A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk
fucking superb you funky little felon
Originally posted by maryjosez

173,592 notes • January 06 2019, 04:22 AM • VIA • SOURCE

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thebootydiaries:

me 2 the outside world: yeah i don’t really care for personality quizzes
me in the corner of my room @ 2am while eating spinach out of a plastic bag: as a chaotic good, sanguine, gemini, enfp who was born in the year of the horse, what should I have for breakfast tomorrow and also who is my soul mate

336,072 notes • January 05 2019, 09:49 PM • VIA • SOURCE